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(about five minutes ago)
Bad Kitty 42O 69: a/s/l?
squidge midgit: i like joey lawrence
squidge midgit: i mean how can you not, just look at blossom he had THE COOLIST HATS and was all like WOAH!!!
squidge midgit: and then the show with his brothers... oh, i thought i was going to die!
squidge midgit: ok, so maybe not.
Bad Kitty 42O 69: so... do you like to cyber?
squidge midgit: i saw this porn cover at work the other day and it was called something like wizards of digital orgies and there was this chick on the cover with vr glasses on and a power glove, it was the coolest thing. i hadn't seen a power glove in like eight years.
Bad Kitty 42O 69: are you hot?
squidge midgit: so jimmy came over last night and he was all like man i just went to waffle house and had the best waffles and i was all like, dude ihop has the best wafles and he was like no man you've got to go try these waffles, i'm telling you. and so i was like dude, it's all about ihop's waffles and this went on for like ten minutes him all like waffle house and me all like ihop
....turns out he was right.
turns out it was sara just bein a ho, bitch.
but seriously:
1-waffle house sucks.
2-no, i was not seriously that excited about joey lawrence.
3-the power glove bit is true.
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