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funny story; true story
Breanne- So apparently Gooey is no longer a virgin.
Mondo- really, how do you know this?
Breanne- i read it in the fucking newspaper.
on valentines day our good friend gooey gave it up to his girlfriend. i know this because terrence knows this.
of course neither of us where probly supposed to know this, but we did, and so did danny.
so being the good freinds we are and knowing that coming up on V day this year gooey was to be deflowered what where we to do? take out an ad in the fucking newspaper.
said ad read
Dear Gooey,
Congrats on loosing your Man-ginity.
You give that waterbed a work out.
- M.C. BusStop, T-Bone, Nasty Butler
we where going to just run in the following monday, but UC Davis was out on monday for presidents day. so instead we decided to run it not just the following tuesday, but the rest of that week, to insure maximum exposure.
so it ran, and it ran all damn last week. it made me all misty eyed to get the days paper (because the uc davis aggie while being a really crappy newspaper is still a daily student paper).
terrence was at a party this past saturday and overheard some unknown people at said party discussing the randomness of said ad not knowing that T was some what responsable for said ad.
t works at safeway... with gooey, and gooey's girlfriend... everyone there has seen the ad. and the above conversation is a real safeway conversation as a result.
gooey's girlfriend cried when she saw the add, gooey himself has gotten over it, but she cried.
Why?
we had a couple of theories mainly around the slight chance that her not being a virgin there was some guilt that went along with gooey being one. or atleast something along those lines is what we had figured, but a recent developement revealed that on valentines gooey didn't just loose his virginity, he lost it all night long, lets just say he lost it six times that night. and now how many times since?
yes it is true that gooey and his girl are both not talking to us (us being our group of t, danny, and myself) it's not like i personally talked to either of them all that much myself.
and in this aftermath do we have remorse or feel slightly bad? making gooeys girl cry do we reflect and wonder if maybe we could of been more sensative to their personal feelings and needs?
hell no, it was funny.
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