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so i know i mentioned the fact that i got a hampster, however i have not yet gone into why i am now the owner of a hampster.
funny story, true story; i'm a sucka'
i'm suck a sucker you have to say it like mr. t would. for you see my girlfriend loves aminals, all kinds of furry fuzzy cute type things she loves them all, she is very much like elmira(spl?)you know the crazy bitch on tiny toons...it's been a couple of years since i've seen that show was i even close with the name? anyways that not important, the important thing here is this- ashley's mother is a cat lady, and when i say cat lady i don't just mean she owns a cat or two and has a cat calender. i mean that she is a mrs. glick cat lady chasing lisa at the traintracks thowing cats and yelling and having cats to spare.
ok, so this may be a bit harsh of her mother, but they do have, and i am not exageraing here, nine indoor cats alone and any where around two dozen outside.
can anyone guess why ashley is not aloud to have a hampster?
so what then happens when someone offers ashley a hampster for free? does she say "no thank you, but i'm appreciate the offer."? No.
she says "Yeah, I have a hampster! tee-hee" and things like "want to do me a favor" and "i'll clean the cage everyday and feed it and change it's water...you just have to keep it for me."
and thus i am now the owner of a hampster.
tonight she bought isaac the last couple of pipes needed to connect his two cages
thats right my hampster has two cages, a pipes connecting them and a nice food dish two water bottles a wheel his own hampster ball soft bedding in his built in hampster loft in cage number two toys and vitamins and treats and...and...and i didn't have to buy a dang bit of it
that's right, my hampster has himself a sugar-momma...
however i still don't...infact ashley has spent atleast five times as much on hampster stuff in the last month than she has spent on temporary tatoos for me, i think i'm going to cry
and she can't even spell his name right!
don't believe me? look in my guest book(fifth star from the left) she spelt it wrong!
ok, to clearify one thing, i'm not complaining about owning a hampster and i'm not complaining about how i got him, i'm just letting everyone know what is going on. in fact i enjoy having the hampster around so ashley if you get mad at any of the above you shouldn't, instead you should by me a taco for being such a great boyfriend and a sucka'
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