[1:40 a.m.] : [2001-06-04]

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life." Make your very own Evil Taco. All you need is: 1- Taco (preferably evil; try from taco bell). 1- Mr.PatatoHead with all parts (minus patatohead). 1- Broken beer bottle 2- Large googlie eyes. 1- Tube super glue. 1 or more jealous freind (cause now you have your very own Evil Taco action figure and they don't. laugh and make fun of how pathetic they are, degrade them, make them cry, cause they don't have one). *Evil Taco action figures should not be substituted for or used as lunch.

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