[12:23 a.m.] : [2004-10-15]
I passed up the station for the bus I was trying to find me something But I wasn't sure just what Man I ended up with pockets full of dust
So I went on to Cleveland and I ended up insane ...cheese. (there, you happy ya bastard?)
well it's twelve thirty in the a.m. on the west coast. and by no means should anyone be suprised by the fact that i can't sleep. of course it doesn't help that i haven't been getting to bed untill ususally around two, but when i just lay there rolling over for an hour or two what is the point?
and now to reward everyone who just read threw all my drivel here is something from a publication i was handed on the UCBerkely campus today. the publication is entitled the heuristic squelch and is an absolute gem, a fine and upstanding pillar of the finest journalism. here some excerpts from their Top Ten Lists: Top10 Disney Blaxploitation Films:10.The Aristoblacks 6.The Foxy Bitch and the Hound 5.Snow Honkey and the Seven Jive Turkeys 4.The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh and This Huge Black Guy Who Hates White People Top10 Election-themed Gay Porn Movies: 9.The Erectorial College 8.Only Bob Dole's Right Arm Is Limp 4.Teabagging the Carpetbagger:A night with Alan Keyes Cock the Vote Top10 Misogynistic Rock Songs:9.She Works Hard For The Money(but ears only 70%) 7.Black Eye of the Tiger Who Talked Back 6.Baby You Can't Drive My Car(no, really, you can't) 4.Don't Fear The Reaper, Fear Your Husband Top10 Scientist Pickup Lines:10.Girl you must be a parametric equation, 'cause you got curves in all the right places. 5.I must have a Bunsen burner in my chest, 'cause my heart's on fire. 4.You're like a microsope sample, because i need to mount you. and i will finish with the Top 5 Song Lyrics Rejected by Johnny Cash for Not Being Tough Enough: 5."I shot a man in Reno/ Just to get some pie" 4."Love is a burning thing/ And it really hurts/ To touch burning things" 3."Daddy sang bass/ Other daddy sang tenor" 2."Because your mine/ I walk across the street when instructed by the sign" 1."My daddy left home when I was three/ He came back home later that day, but still" well, i think i will be adding more from them at a later date. they have a web site you should check it out and i'd like to point out high points like Pen Pales, and Magic Realism from the Point of View of an Oppressive Misogynist Culture, but really the whole thing is nothing but high points and i must admit that had that wonderful issue not been thrust into my hand in passing the guy who was handing them out blindly my day would of just been incomplete and i might have slit my wrists in the tub, not really. ...well maybe just a little slice. |